GWAR asks NPR’s Tiny Desk Staff if They’re Ready to Get Their Assholes Ripped Open
WASHINGTON — Legendary metal band Gwar asked the staff of NPR’s Tiny Desk Concert series if “they were ready to…
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Carlos Mencia Endorses Bernie Sanders
LOS ANGELES -- Carlos Mencia endorsed presidential candidate Bernie Sanders today, in what many are saying is language far too…
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The Real-Life Rufio? This Homeless Teen Can Sure Swing a Sword!
It can be easy to become discouraged these days amid the drudgery of work and the onslaught of terrible news.…
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Family of Four Broken Down in Desert Forced to Dance in Post-Apocalyptic Hell-Scape for Gasoline
BLACK ROCK CITY, Nev. — The Felcher family entered into a world of horrors last night after their car broke…
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Gerard Way Forced to Do Laundry As Only Thing Clean to Wear Is 1800s Black Marching Band Uniform
TRENTON, N.J. — Former My Chemical Romance frontman and comic book writer Gerard Way entered Sudsy's Laundromat early Thursday morning…
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“Not Again…” Announces Naked Tom DeLonge After Waking Up in Utah Desert for Fifth Night in Row
MOAB, Utah — Former Blink-182 guitarist and alien enthusiast Tom Delonge woke up naked today in a Utah desert for…
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