Cop Wins Creative Writing Award for Recent Police Report
RENO, Nev. — Local police officer Konrad Klusky was given an award in outstanding creative writing following the release of…
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Mommy Had Her Turn, Here’s Why Daddy Should Kiss Santa This Year
It was 1:30 am when I heard a familiar thump in the night. I rubbed the sleep out of my…
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10 Must-Try Coping Mechanisms That Won’t Help Phoebe Bridgers Fans
If there's one thing that everyone can agree on, it's that existence is a punishing ordeal that we all must…
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Record Store Celebrates Millionth Customer to Look Around a Bit Then Leave
MILWAUKEE — Employees at the Stacked Rack record store joyously celebrated their millionth customer to come in, look around for…
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What Your Sex Dreams About The Cast Of Seinfeld Actually Mean, According To Science
It’s 3:00 am, and you just woke up from another Seinfeld dream. This time it was an erotic session of…
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We Tried Interviewing John Carpenter But He Made Us Chain-smoke And Play Borderlands Instead
John Carpenter is one of the all-time greats. A legendary writer, filmmaker, and musician whose work includes classics like “Halloween”…
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