Mark Roebuck, Author at HARDTIMES

August 12, 2017

AUGUSTA, Maine — Local drummer Dicky Carter only needs to borrow a kick drum, snare drum, a stool, and one…

August 8, 2017

LOS ANGELES — Dreamworks Records executive Michael Sawchuk announced earlier today that the label has dropped nü-metal band Papa Roach…

August 7, 2017

NEWARK, N.J. — A match-up on the undercard of last night’s Mayhem at the Metro event began unusually, as both…

July 28, 2017

OK, I’m going to address this one more time; If you can’t handle my searing commentary on what’s wrong with…

July 14, 2017

DALLAS — Travis Skode, a local scrap collector and long time crystal meth addict, proclaimed his satisfaction with the most…

July 13, 2017

BOISE, Idaho — A romance reportedly blossomed between two teenagers while spawn camping during online matches of Team Fortress 2,…

July 8, 2017

SPOKANE, Wash. — Sources revealed today that legendary NBA point guard John Stockton has spent most of his retirement pursuing…

June 27, 2017

CORNELIA, World A — A heated confrontation took place at the item shop earlier today, involving a black mage who…

June 23, 2017

FAIRFAX, VA - The National Rifle Association responded to the acquittal of police officer Jeronimo Yanez in the shooting death…

June 20, 2017

CLEVELAND — Touring roadie Russ Little made $40 last night simply by standing near the entrance of a free show…