Mark Roebuck, Author at HARDTIMES

September 5, 2017

SAN BERNARDINO, Calif. — Martin Savage, promoter of the first annual High & Low Festival, was reportedly surprised to find…

August 30, 2017

BURBANK, Calif. — Disney shocked fans today by announcing that it is working on a new entry in the Star…

August 25, 2017

DALLAS — A harrowing scene unfolded today, as decorated war hero Bill Rizer passed away of natural causes surrounded by…

August 24, 2017

CHICAGO — Local curmudgeon Benjamin Dahl reaffirmed his decades-old “punk is dead” stance shortly after procuring tickets to the It’s…

August 24, 2017

CHICAGO — Rumors persist that Riot Fest still has one last high-profile reunion to announce: the NFL champion 1985 Chicago…

August 22, 2017

BOULDER, Colo. — Teenage gamer Tobias Aldrich severely injured himself after emulating moves he learned in the cult favorite snowboarding game…

August 17, 2017

CALGARY, Alta. — The debut tour of the revamped Tegan and Sara lineup, featuring Rome Ramirez in place of the…

August 16, 2017

LOS ANGELES — Paramount Pictures has announced the latest summer tentpole film to be based on a video game, 1995’s…

August 16, 2017

So this is this water park you all wouldn’t shut up about, huh? This is not as amazing as you…

August 14, 2017

PITTSBURGH — After blasting through the first 27 songs of their set last night, local grindcore vocalist Alex Brown asked…