M.J. Amory, Author at HARDTIMES

August 28, 2017

NEW BRIDGE, N.J. — Veteran Alex Gresham made it obviously clear to his family that he was not over his…

August 5, 2017

COLUMBUS, Ohio — Longtime Muse fan Peter Walker finally began his evolution into fandom of legendary prog-rock band Rush just…

August 2, 2017

NEW ORLEANS — A group of 30 to 40 fans moshing at a recent Green Day concert were allegedly paid…

August 2, 2017

ALLENTOWN, Penn. — Alleghany County Jail admitted today, in a shocking revelation, that the XBOX it allows prisoners to spend…

July 24, 2017

PASADENA, Calif. — A comprehensive study conducted at Stanford University revealed that for every ten people who regularly play League…

July 14, 2017

BINGHAMTON, N.Y. — GameStop sales representative Donald Simpson quietly walked to the employee breakroom and proceeded to whip himself after…

July 7, 2017

WASHINGTON — The Department of Veteran Affairs revealed a catch-all cure for combat veterans that simply requires them to hide…

July 6, 2017

NEW YORK — After leaving to buy snacks midway through a screening of Spider-Man: Homecoming, Liam Brewster was shocked to…

June 22, 2017

As a high school senior during the Trump presidency, I have found that defending progressive values is more important now…

June 17, 2017

It is very important that cisgender white males like myself take our privilege and use it in service to various…