Q*bert Cosplayer Pronounced Dead After Fall Down Convention Staircase
SAN DIEGO — Comic Con event staff announced the tragic death of an attendee dressed as 1980s video game protagonist Q*bert…
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Self-Checkout Machine Quits to Do Music Full Time
PHILADELPHIA — Self-checkout unit 2012X-C14 gave two weeks notice yesterday to its Main Line Food Empire store in order to…
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Upcoming Battlefield One DLC Simulates Life of French War Widow
EA announced a surprise addition to the Battlefield franchise in a press release this morning: a new Battlefield 1 game…
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It’s Been Long Enough: Time to Defend Nu Metal
Back in the early 2000s all my best friends were metalheads. People knew me as the guy who could rank…
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Experimental Protest Chant Uses 11/8 Time
NEW YORK — Longtime political activist Lorenzo Marquez attempted to kick off a new protest chant at a march last…
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WWII Board Game Rules More Complicated Than Actual Reasons For WWII
MILWAUKEE — Players of the strategy board game Global Conflict: 1940 are quitting in record numbers after finding the game’s…
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WoW Releases Limited Edition Mountain Dew IV Drip Promotion
IRVINE, Calif. — Blizzard Entertainment unveiled an unprecedented collaboration with PepsiCo this morning: a Warcraft-branded, intravenous game-fuel delivery system entitled…
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Religion Is a Joke: The Positions of Celestial Bodies Determine Your Personality and Fate
I grew up in a pretty religious household. Some of my earliest memories are of my grandfather insisting I get…
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Top Ranked Call of Duty Player Also Noted Race Scholar
COLUMBUS, Ohio — Local student Hollis Wheaton gave a groundbreaking lecture last night on American race relations while holding the…
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90 Percent of Punk Bar’s Property Value Based On Bathroom Sticker Collection
PHILADELPHIA — A recent appraisal of soon-to-be-closed bar and venue Jasmine’s Lounge attributed nearly all of the dilapidated building’s value…
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