Kyle Erf, Author at HARDTIMES

August 8, 2017

LOS ANGELES — A vintage ’70s-era McIntosh MC2100 tube amplifier, as well as several other priceless pieces of music gear…

August 6, 2017

RIDGEWOOD, N.J. — Mega Man was interrupted during routine weekend errands when his van hit and killed a squirrel that…

July 30, 2017

BALTIMORE — A faction of mourners gathered this morning to honor the memory of recently deceased punk Pat Ricci were…

July 25, 2017

CLEVELAND — Local goth Stacy “Scheherazade” Kowalski used an entire three-pack of lint rollers in just five days, according to…

July 21, 2017

SAN DIEGO — Comic Con event staff announced the tragic death of an attendee dressed as 1980s video game protagonist Q*bert…

July 11, 2017

PHILADELPHIA — Self-checkout unit 2012X-C14 gave two weeks notice yesterday to its Main Line Food Empire store in order to…

July 9, 2017

EA announced a surprise addition to the Battlefield franchise in a press release this morning: a new Battlefield 1 game…

July 8, 2017

Back in the early 2000s all my best friends were metalheads. People knew me as the guy who could rank…

July 5, 2017

NEW YORK — Longtime political activist Lorenzo Marquez attempted to kick off a new protest chant at a march last…

July 5, 2017

MILWAUKEE — Players of the strategy board game Global Conflict: 1940 are quitting in record numbers after finding the game’s…