Oh No: Someone Already Raided This Dungeon
NEW YORK — A team of dungeon crawlers were horrified after spending hours to conquer a local dungeon, only to…
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Item That Revives Murdered Friend Annoyingly Expensive
T’ARTHAR DESERT — A team of local heroes found themselves in distress recently, after a level 26 necroscorpion murdered beloved…
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Depressed Audience Unwilling to Give it Up for Themselves
ELKTON, Md. — The audience at Saturday night’s The Foothold Precinct show proved to be physically unable and unwilling to…
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Promising Mosher Out 3 to 6 Weeks with Torn Vans Sole
RALEIGH, N.C. — Talented up-and-coming mosher Kurt Scalloway is unable to participate in hardcore activities for roughly one month, after…
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Anthony Davis Evolves After Being Traded
LOS ANGELES — In a rare sporting event, NBA All-Star Anthony Davis has evolved into Anthochamp Davis this afternoon, after…
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Math Rock Guitarist Either Virtuoso or Doesn’t Know What The Fuck He’s Doing
PITTSBURGH — Fans watching local math rock guitarist Steve Sanchez’s performance last night were split on whether the musician is…
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Drummer Really Wishing Guitarist Would Face Audience Again
WILMINGTON, Del. — Mickey Smith, the drummer of local rock band Forager Hunt, asked lead guitarist Charlie Palone yet again…
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Bakersfield, Calif. Approved as Testing Ground for New GMO KoЯn
BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — The California Department of Food and Agriculture approved a program yesterday allowing nü-metal scientists to test potential…
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