I’ve really been missing hangouts with my best friend ever since she had her baby. It’s been nearly impossible for us to find time to…
LOS ANGELES — Brett Wilson, one of millions of uninsured Americans, became concerned that he may not be able to get a duet from a…
SANTA FE, N.M. — American novelist George R.R. Martin admitted that his highly anticipated book “The Winds of Winter” was once again delayed due to…
This is the loneliest day of my life! I got a very heavy package delivered today. Don’t believe me? It had, not one, but two…
Want to squeeze in a workout, but not really in the mood to go to the gym? This helpful guide will provide you with an…
BOSTON — Local mallard Ruddy assured his girlfriend that his odd corkscrew-shaped penis is what all duck phalluses look like, perturbed sources confirmed. “So we’d…
CHICAGO — Local woman Jenna Morris was thrilled to discover that her Spotify Wrapped did not contain any traces of Bo Burnham’s “Inside” this year…