ATLANTA — Hooters announced that it would be closing dozens of stores nationwide as part of a bankruptcy restructuring plan,…
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I’ve really been missing hangouts with my best friend ever since she had her baby. It’s been nearly impossible for…
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LOS ANGELES — Brett Wilson, one of millions of uninsured Americans, became concerned that he may not be able to…
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SANTA FE, N.M. — American novelist George R.R. Martin admitted that his highly anticipated book “The Winds of Winter” was…
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This is the loneliest day of my life! I got a very heavy package delivered today. Don’t believe me? It…
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Want to squeeze in a workout, but not really in the mood to go to the gym? This helpful guide…
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BOSTON — Local mallard Ruddy assured his girlfriend that his odd corkscrew-shaped penis is what all duck phalluses look like,…
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CHICAGO — Local woman Jenna Morris was thrilled to discover that her Spotify Wrapped did not contain any traces of…
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