ATLANTA — Hooters announced that it would be closing dozens of stores nationwide as part of a bankruptcy restructuring plan, as their customer base has…
I’ve really been missing hangouts with my best friend ever since she had her baby. It’s been nearly impossible for us to find time to…
LOS ANGELES — Brett Wilson, one of millions of uninsured Americans, became concerned that he may not be able to get a duet from a…
SANTA FE, N.M. — American novelist George R.R. Martin admitted that his highly anticipated book “The Winds of Winter” was once again delayed due to…
This is the loneliest day of my life! I got a very heavy package delivered today. Don’t believe me? It had, not one, but two…
Want to squeeze in a workout, but not really in the mood to go to the gym? This helpful guide will provide you with an…
BOSTON — Local mallard Ruddy assured his girlfriend that his odd corkscrew-shaped penis is what all duck phalluses look like, perturbed sources confirmed. “So we’d…
CHICAGO — Local woman Jenna Morris was thrilled to discover that her Spotify Wrapped did not contain any traces of Bo Burnham’s “Inside” this year…