David Blaine Sits With Billy Corgan For 24 Hours in Daring New Stunt
NEW YORK — Illusionist and endurance artist David Blaine dove headfirst into his craziest stunt to date yesterday by locking…
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Fully Vaxxed McDonald’s Employee Excited to Safely Spit On Shitty Customer’s Big Mac
DENVER — Recently vaccinated McDonald’s line cook Lydia Dupree was relieved to be able to safely add layers of shimmering…
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Atheist Bon Jovi Fan Has Been Livin’ on Richard Dawkins Quotes
HOBOKEN, N.J. — Local nonbeliever and Bon Jovi fan Tami Clarkson has been mentally cruising through unemployment solely by the…
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Band Logs Out and Back In for Zoom Encore
BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Local punk band Cosmic Failure startled virtual show attendees last night when they logged out of Zoom…
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Sexual Tension Between Man and Acoustic Guitar Through the Roof
NASHVILLE — Local man and cowboy boots enthusiast Kyle Wilkinson had a brief, steamy encounter with an acoustic dreadnought guitar…
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