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April 25, 2021

DENVER — An unlikely alliance formed between a conservative uncle and socialist niece thanks to their shared distaste for the…

April 18, 2021

Regardless of your relationship status, the past year of quarantine and lockdown has certainly put added stress on everyone's love…

March 31, 2021

UNITED STATES — Landlords across the United States approved plans today to raise rent by $1,400 this April, to the…

March 5, 2021

DENVER — Local man Matti Mukdam was found dead in his apartment last week, one day after his 30th birthday,…

February 17, 2021

Hey Bro! Nice chin goatee. Now that that's out of the way, let’s get down to business. We know that,…

January 22, 2021

LAKEWOOD, Calif. — Aging punk Lilo Omed claimed today that the best way to keep his penis erect is not…

December 4, 2020

DENVER — Unemployed linguistics major Steve Carter spent hours looking through job boards yesterday before ultimately declining to apply for…

November 27, 2020

When I got my first barista gig, I didn’t believe them; all those sad 40-somethings that used to come into…