Jordan Liffengren, Author at HARDTIMES

December 24, 2023

Listen, I know I can be a jerk sometimes, but there was absolutely no reason that the Ghost of Christmas…

December 22, 2023

PALO ALTO, Calif. — Stanford University’s Fear Response & Behavioral Sciences Department officially confirmed “Can we talk?” as the scariest…

December 19, 2023

So you’re unemployed for the holidays. Bummer. You might be starting to wonder how you’re going to afford Christmas gifts…

December 16, 2023

OAKLAND, Calif. — Local punk dog Rex Pistols reportedly refuses to eat anything but Doc Martens boots, puzzled sources confirmed.…

December 8, 2023

It used to be effortless making friends outside the venue when you were a smoker. Usually you’d just ask if…

November 28, 2023

TAMPA, Fla. — The National Association of Wedding Planners overwhelmingly voted Peaches' song "Fuck The Pain Away" as the worst…

November 26, 2023

Your mom is a classy lady—she wasn’t raised in a barn for gosh sake! And that means she’s offended. A…