Listen, I know I can be a jerk sometimes, but there was absolutely no reason that the Ghost of Christmas…
Read More →
PALO ALTO, Calif. — Stanford University’s Fear Response & Behavioral Sciences Department officially confirmed “Can we talk?” as the scariest…
Read More →
So you’re unemployed for the holidays. Bummer. You might be starting to wonder how you’re going to afford Christmas gifts…
Read More →
OAKLAND, Calif. — Local punk dog Rex Pistols reportedly refuses to eat anything but Doc Martens boots, puzzled sources confirmed.…
Read More →
It used to be effortless making friends outside the venue when you were a smoker. Usually you’d just ask if…
Read More →
TAMPA, Fla. — The National Association of Wedding Planners overwhelmingly voted Peaches' song "Fuck The Pain Away" as the worst…
Read More →
Your mom is a classy lady—she wasn’t raised in a barn for gosh sake! And that means she’s offended. A…
Read More →