Really? The Ghost Of Christmas Past Had To Bring Up That Time I Sharted
Listen, I know I can be a jerk sometimes, but there was absolutely no reason that the Ghost of Christmas…
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Jordan Liffengren
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“Can We Talk?” Confirmed Scariest Text Of All Time
PALO ALTO, Calif. — Stanford University’s Fear Response & Behavioral Sciences Department officially confirmed “Can we talk?” as the scariest…
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20 Christmas Gifts That Say “I Am Between Jobs”
So you’re unemployed for the holidays. Bummer. You might be starting to wonder how you’re going to afford Christmas gifts…
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Punk Dog Only Eats Doc Martens
OAKLAND, Calif. — Local punk dog Rex Pistols reportedly refuses to eat anything but Doc Martens boots, puzzled sources confirmed.…
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How To Make Friends Outside The Venue When You Don’t Smoke
It used to be effortless making friends outside the venue when you were a smoker. Usually you’d just ask if…
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Peaches’ “Fuck The Pain Away” Voted Worst Song for Mother-Son Dance At Wedding
TAMPA, Fla. — The National Association of Wedding Planners overwhelmingly voted Peaches' song "Fuck The Pain Away" as the worst…
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20 Iconic Pop Star Performances Ranked By How Personally Attacked Your Mom Felt By Them
Your mom is a classy lady—she wasn’t raised in a barn for gosh sake! And that means she’s offended. A…
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