We Sat Down With Eddie Van Halen to Ask How He Accepted His Son Coming Out as a Bassist
If Jimi Hendrix opened the door to what could be done on an electric guitar, Eddie Van Halen split-kicked that…
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REPORT: No One Actually Expects Newly-Engaged Punk Couple to Live Until Wedding Day
HARRISBURG, Pa. — Those invited to celebrate the marriage of punk drummer Scotty Corless and slaughterhouse foreman Anna “Slander” Dietrich…
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Podcast’s First Episode Oscillates Between Being Inaudible, Blowing Ears Out
BLOOMINGTON, Ind. — A new podcast by an Indiana University-Bloomington sophomore created to discuss emerging math rock bands abruptly switches…
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Band Who Perfected Playing Quieter and Quieter Didn’t Realize You Can Just Fade Out in Pro Tools
LOS ANGELES – Indie pop band Sour Bitch Kids learned this morning that the hours they spent practicing their songs…
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Friendzoned? This Beta Cuck Has Platonic Relationships That Will Last a Lifetime
By its very definition, not everyone can be an alpha male. While I choose to surround myself exclusively with fellow…
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We Sat Down With a Reunited Fugazi and They Were Pretty Pissed This Wasn’t Actually a Make-A-Wish
Few musical fanbases foam at the mouth for a reunion more than Fugazi's. The post-hardcore trailblazer’s influence can still be…
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We Look Back on the Lyrics of Pinkerton From an Incognito Window
It’s a debate as old as time. Which Weezer album is better: Blue or Pinkerton? We set out to end…
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Think Being a Cop Is Easy? I’d Like To See You Get Called an “Asshole” and Not Commit Second-Degree Murder Afterwards
All you pink-haired, piercing-filled, vegan terrorist thugs think being a police officer is just sooooooo easy. You assume it’s all…
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Opinion: Men Can Be #Girlbosses Too
2020 is a year of cultural transformation. It’s been personally difficult for me, as I didn’t know racism still existed.…
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We Listened To a Song by Lou Bega That Wasn’t “Mambo No. 5” and Now This Japanese Girl With Wet Hair Keeps Crawling Out of Our Computer Monitor
Everyone on planet Earth knows “Mambo No. 5.” Even if you were merely an egg in your mother’s womb at…
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