Jeremy Kaplowitz, Author at HARDTIMES

May 25, 2017

LOS ANGELES — Warner Brothers announced a new addition to the DC Extended Universe this morning, following the successes of…

May 23, 2017

BINGHAMTON, N.Y. — New reports reveal disturbing details about the non-severity of local sober punk Kevin Tartare’s past relationship with…

May 17, 2017

I’m so sick of all the social justice warriors out there peddling their bullshit about there being a whole spectrum…

May 4, 2017

SAN FRANCISCO — Amidst news of legendary emo band Jawbreaker reuniting for Riot Fest after a 21 year hiatus, a…

April 11, 2017

I am a very real and very important journalist who reports on all sorts of trendy fascinating subcultures. That’s why…

April 3, 2017

I love making off-color jokes about black people and people often call me a racist for it. But here’s thing:…

March 31, 2017

NEW YORK — Theatre critics trashed actor/writer Keith Greenwald earlier this week for his new one-man show, “Pants On Fire:…

March 25, 2017

According to Malcolm Gladwell’s famous 10,000-Hour Rule from his book, Outliers: The Story of Success, the key to achieving world-class…

January 25, 2017

WASHINGTON — A request for funds was sent last night to Mexico's President Enrique Peña Nieto from the official Venmo…

January 5, 2017

In the coming winter months, many of us are faced with a major decision when we decide to attend a…