May 29, 2020
WASHINGTON — Climate scientists have solemnly published a new report which warns that, while the effects of climate change are…
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March 24, 2020
LOS ANGELES — While the ninth and final episode of the "Skywalker Saga" films left many unanswered questions, the novelization…
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March 22, 2020
ATLANTA — Local World of Warcraft player John Fleming was on his 32nd day of self quarantining when he learned…
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March 18, 2020
LOS ANGELES — In a press release this morning, Marvel Comics announced a new inclusive superhero named Cuckold, a 32-year-old…
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November 14, 2019
Pokémon Sword and Shield come out tomorrow and I am absolutely furious that there are only 400 Pokémon for me to…
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October 9, 2019
IRVINE, Calif. — Following outcries surrounding Blizzard’s suspension and award termination of a Hearthstone player for making pro-Hong Kong comments,…
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September 9, 2019
NASHVILLE — Popular YouTube channel CinemaSins have released their latest video, titled “Everything Wrong With The Godfather in 28 Minutes,”…
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September 4, 2019
SAN FRANCISCO — Sipping his ninth cup of coffee for the day, Community Manager Benjamin Grant wearily made note of…
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September 1, 2019
HEY PAISANOS! Two of our editors, Mark Roebuck and Jeremy Kaplowitz, have embarked on an incredibly stupid quest to watch and…
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August 21, 2019
PHOENIX — A discord user named FrankieStudz made the unforgivable error of muting his microphone while he excused himself to…
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