Pokémon Sword and Shield come out tomorrow and I am absolutely furious that there are only 400 Pokémon for me to catch and train. And no, I don’t give a shit about those old boring-ass Pokémon from the old games.
When I say I want 1,000 Pokémon in the new game, I mean I want one fucking thousand brand spanking new British-themed Galarian littler monsters. And if Game Freak can’t get that to me? Well then I guess they really did lie.
Just to prove how easy it is to come up with 1,000+ perfect British-themed Pokémon, here’s some I came up with just off the top of my head:
- Horridteth
- Wellisayeon
- Bubblensqueak
- Fannyminge
- Gerbvais
- Bumbershoot
- Oyluv
- Bobsyer
- Unkill
- Scrummy
- Michael Caine
- Buggah
- Wuzzat
- Chisps
- Pip-piplup
- Sodoff
- Uwot
- Bandersnatch
- Cockup
- Pippip
- Cheerio
- Pubb
- Publican
- Knobknob
- Krumpit
- Guvnon
- Bloodiell
- Guvnonks
- Beensuntost
- Arrypott’a
- Gadzooks
- Blyemay
- Pokémony McPokemonface
- Shitedon
- Lobsterbakk
- Doctor Hoot
- Coknee
- Crispsnotchips
- BoJo
- Teaveon
- Chipsnotfries
- Snog
- Cocknee
- Crumpyrump
- Bulloxed
- Fancy
- Rumpypumpy
- Pissoff
- Torriegon
- Fistycuf
- Voltorb But He’s a Football
- Beensntoste
- Tosser
- Bollocksagor
- Beesnhoney
- Redcote
- Yeahbaby Shaggadellic
- Teetime
- Woofster and Sneeves
- Knifecrime
- Fiver
- Loicense
- Parlimance
- Expaticate
- James Pond
- Coloknee
- The Queen’s Corgi
- Cops without guns
- Kwid
- The King’s Corgi
- Jogon
- Leftsideroad
- Bruvbruv
- Aroightnah
- Rundabout
- Twat
- Brexitchu
- Togepissoff
- Obeehayve
- Stagdo
- Treesamay
- Anglitoucan
- Gandolfledore
- Tikkamasala
- What’s All This Then
- Gin
- Bangupjob
- Bangers
- Tonic
- Bangernmash
- NotNorthernIreland
- Kipper
- Awritemate
- Pennyfarthing
- Gorm
- Hugh
- Brexeggutor
- Pudding
- Hedgesnog
- Hughtwo
- MeatPudding
- BloodPudding
- Bludywanker
- Snogsuruncle
- Bipptyboppity
- Faragicus
- Bobsyouruncle
- Righttwato
- The Bleatles
- Metrisystem
- Timeywimey
- Fleabag
- Peakyblinders
- Farfetch’d
- Foreskiny
- Shakespierce
- Snourlax
- Orignaloffish
- Telyborg
- Arse
- Shite
- Bitsnbnobs
- Keepclam
- Cownton Abbey
- Carrion
- Bell End
- Supercalifragilisticexpialisquirtle
- Wankersaur
- Monarchish
- Welshator
- Oywhatsthisthen
- Takapiss
- Gobsmack
- Inthedrink
- Tonyblair
- Jigglypoof
- Whinger
- Fannysyouraunt
- Uwotm8
- Shagzor
- Pissonthatcher
- Nidoqueen Elizabeth
- Floomsby
- Innit
- Chippinfish
- Sevenbong
- IRA
- Paul McCartney
- Liam Gallaghasaurus
- The 4 Beatles
- Hitmonchav
- Puppa
- Paparazzi That Killed Princess Diana
- Dubbledecka
- Lumpykins
- Mindthegap
- Gov’ner
- Avvinalaff
- Snugglepumps
- Globbernaught
- Ello-Yewchube
- Yurmum
- Bean
- Tube
- Koknay
- Clabberdrought
- Corb
- Neil Gaiman
- Limey
- Yabbersnaw
- Terrible Candy
- Keepcalm
- Roightroight
- Dukel
- Livercruel
- Hagpie
- Monty Nohtyp
- Ickygermvais
- Unuvafing
- Gilliamas
- Chiijohn
- Dodi Al Flyed
- Liverpoodle
- Chimchimmerie
- Monty Ekans
- Dirty Protestant
- Alan Moores Beard
- Pstew
- Jaggernaut
- Cuntytwat
- Troubles
- Pigsear
- Iron Lady (shiny version is rusted)
- Cuppateeth
- Olyell
- Queue Bone
- Weepint
- B-b-b-bennyandthejets
- Gromita
- The Dread Pirate Raichu
- Transphobat
- Crumpetea
- Pokeman Who Shall Not Be Named
- Trapcentimeter
- Sebemquid
- Klunge
- Schillingter
- Remainer
- Wellington III
- Cuppa Beans
- Packet O’ Crisps
- Guinnesspig
- Plaguerat
- Pinkys Up
- Big’un
- Haggis
- Carnabee Squeaks
- Spototea
- Lola L-O-L-A Lola
- BBCfoam
- Deadparrotsketch
- Radiohead
- Chuffing
- Dianacrash
- OfficeYuKaysBetter
- Dental Plan
- Oycunt
- The Black Mirror Episode Where He Fucks A Pig-asour
- Judaspriest
- ColdPlay
- Idrisaur
- Wailorry
- Spotobother
- co.uk
- Jameselbond
- Tadris
- Jagyuar
- Hambuie
- Grommitt
- Hitmonliam
- Aluminiun
- Pint with me mates
- R.R. Togepi
- ‘Elllo ‘Ello
- Takingthepiss
- Help Me I’m In A British Pokemon Game
- Fullenglish
- Gnobsucka
- Wongledoo
- Avinalaff
- Egg
- Yallroightbruv
- Duke Victreebel The XIV Of Southhamptonshireton
- British Pikachu
- Crumblebee
- fookinmental
- Pimbidybum
- Skarmoury
- Tophat
- Serafinowicz
- ilwrekyu
- Poshom
- MissingNay
- Chimneysweep
- yagit
- Churchquill
- Aveapint
- Powderwig
- Aye
- Ayyye
- Dirtyorphan
- Ayyyyyye
- Charmingorphan
- Jynx But It’s OK Because It’s Part of Our Rich Culture
- Wot
- Wotmate
- Elizabeef
- Newsies
- Pip
- Rugbeedrill
- Jigglypuff
- Mew II
- Orfun
- Rightgit
- Mangetonne
- Summore
- Mewtwou
- Walesmer
- Blimey
- All of the Chinpokomon from South Park, except it’s South Park, Fulham
- Mew 5
- Colonialism
- Limeysaur
- Uncircumciseo
- Oiluvatwist
- Hbomb
- Eybruv
- HitmonSarahManning
- Guy Ritchazard
- Blighter
- Captain Price
- King Krule
- Sexpistol
- Coloniowl
- Blagger
- Shakesbeer
- Artful Dodger
- Crumpetzoid
- Lassquatch
- Gilbertnsullivan
- Fockin’ell
- Nidouran
- Toidongrass
- Nidourina
- Bestatimes
- Snibblywobs
- Worstatimes
- Waluigi
- Freddy Mercurion
- King George III
- Wobblyscogs
- Bulbaspice
- Wibblydon
- Whitechapel
- Boris Johnson
- Itisinnit
- EwellBeBack
- Chimneysweepa
- Charmanchester
- Eastendasaur
- SloMate
- Tumnus
- Princess Jynx
- Bigiben
- Austeromon
- Wotwot
- Peggasus
- Grondiddleon
- Beefeater
- Drifdirigible
- A Welsh Man
- Wotwotwot
- Bilbo Brexit
- Sheepfucka
- Snorlax but with a U after the O
- Team Rodgering
- Bagpipes
- Shakespear
- Chumbawumba
- Sixthdoctor
- Pikachu Upon Thames
- Hitmonlennon
- Bloodyyanks
- SteveIgnorantmon
- HitmonMcCartney
- Blairite
- PennyRimbaudOSaur
- Ohboris
- Irnbru
- Sentient Pound Symbol
- Meowthames
- Lockstock
- Roit roit roit
- Crikey Claws
- Ozzy
- Octothorpe
- Paul Machamptny
- Fleabagmon
- 2ndwave
- Jeeves
- Pissy
- Beastenders
- The Sex Pistols
- Godsavethequeendra
- Swineytodd
- Sir Jigglypuff
- Kanterbree
- Guyfawkes
- Wesminstah
- Anghenfill
- Morrissey
- Excalibur
- Bruff
- Quagsire
- Shurrrlock
- Helen from Watch_Dogs: Legion
- Carpark
- 93/4
- Megan Magikarple
- Danger Mouse
- Acab
- A Bobbie Constantly Saying “Ello, Wots All This Then?”
- Missing Nob
- We let Prince Harry name this next one and apparently he’s gone with Archie
- Wonderwall
- Mr Mime
- The Great British Bagon Off
- Faboon
- Ukip
- Snorpax Britannica
- Bercowzar
- Duke Mime
- Falstagg
- The dog from the cover of Blur’s parklife
- Codpiecachu
- Just Bellsprout
- Manners
- fucking LEMMY
- Cockneevee
- Boudica
- Leftsidedrivurr
- Australia
- Longbowmen
- Pramalot
- We, Nintendo, Aren’t Really Sure About This One But We Guess It’s Part of The Culture of This Region So Here Goes Nothing: Cunt
- SolarJetmarn
- Totalbiscuit
- Falklands
- Mike Myers Doing A Scottish Accent
- K. Chesterhen
- Shrubbery
- Knackered
- Doohan
- Literally Chaucer
- Welsh Bulbasaur
- Geomate
- Uppalip
- Legally Distinct Pooh
- Canterbury Tails
- Havinashag
- Loyalst
- Willypuss
- Hyacinth
- Scotland Yardizard
- Takinthapiss
- ..mon
- Englishbreakfaast
- Afourpaper
- Boringsex
- Welsh Charizard
- Fawltytowurr
- Charlie, the one who bit the finger
- TheEnglishPatient
- That Guy Brad Pitt Played In Snatch.
- All of Trainspotting
- MaryBerry
- Tee
- TinyChurch
- This One Punched Gandhi In The Dick Once
- Poregon007
- Mewtwo But He Says Blimey A Bunch
- Newsboycapp
- Sir Charles Lickitungs
- Jack Sparrow
- A football hooligan club except its one Pokémon that looks vaguely like a pack of raccoons
- A Four Day Old Haggis
- Dirty But Charming Orphan
- CCTVee
- The Full Pokemonty
- Wooloo
- V For Victorybel
- Muttonchop
- Sexy Wooloo
- 42
- Oliver Twista
- Muttenchoke
- Brexeotto
- Muttenchamp
- Mime but he’s scared of refugees
- Fahthing
- Sir Ash Ketchum
- ‘Ey Mista Mim!
- Labourtar
- Sporteon
- Count Psyduckula
- Tentachuffed
- Posheon
- S. Lewizard
- Babyon
- Scrumpette
- Oy Blimey Guvnah Have A Trifle-monlee
- Oy
- Scaryon
- Gingereon
- Bim – Bimber – Bimsy
- Isnuffn
- Boris Johnson’s Hair
- Toriesmon
- Ringo
- Team Rawkit Innit
- Bulbasaurgon of Akkad
- Nigel Farage
- Monocool
- Cheekinandos
- Spotted Wobbuffet
- Ket
- Bellend
- Koloneeyalist
- Carpool Karaoke
- Lock, Stock, And Two Smoking Hooligans
- Chumbawumbat
- Squirtle But Wearing One Of Those Beefeater Hats
- MattSmithington
- Wobbuffets Your Uncle
- Aurorausterity
- Mr Bean
- Lorry
- Squixpence
- Rosemary & Thyme
- S’Quidd
- Radcliff
- KingsPeach
- Dentallplann
- Bartlebee
- Zulululu
- Buckinghamlet
- RobertSmith
- Pippa
- Tendowning
- austerity
- Petedoherty
- Bolerhat
- Edgar Wraith
- Rat
- Shagonair
- Loch Ness Lapras
- Footie
- Sir Arthur Toucannon Doyle
- pissoffyawanka
- Stodgyfigswollop
- Jeremy Corvid
- Whatsthestorymorningglory
- Platformnighnnthreakawrters
- Jondonne
- Weepinbellend
- Hotfuzz
- Flatmate
- Cornbynite
- Jigglycocker
- Parklife
- Hobbits or some shite
- Jumpa
- IzzardLizzard
- Knickas
- Pikkadilly
- Tossah
- Bangersnmash
- Robrydon
- Zedbat
- Mudkip, Bloodly Mudkip
- YaKnob
- Ayoade
- Londonphan
- Pakkie
- Chunnel
- Houndoomofbaskervillesmon
- Oi!
- Nidoqueen Elizabeth II
- Page 3 Jynx
- Joestrummer
- Ggm8
- Hawkwind
- Bloodyhayle
- Chiers
- Mayden
- Marmite Primeape
- Christopherly
- Unannounced Sacha Baron Cohen Character
- Fukdeoirish
- Cslewis
- Imperialdum
- Fawlty Tornadus
- Handegg
- Dunlikspam
- Indipindince
- Ye Olde Tavern
- Kewing
- Indipindunce
- Yurroh
- Undiepundance
- Astonmartin
- Irish Famine Enabler
- Yoo-Kay
- Witchellmebb
- ‘alfpence
- Sunneversets
- Krumpets
- Onepoundthreepence
- Shilling
- Misterbean
- You’llNeverWalkAlone
- Zigglyzat
- Stratford-upon-Abra
- Magnemarmite
- Poleestate
- Oshawottwottwott
- PaleFace
- BigBen
- NidoPM
- Hodggg
- CheekyBastard
- Brexito
- Vodafone
- Dumplundump
- Birdmingham
- Electa-labour
- Taurdos
- Sillywalk
- ProperFitBird
- Corbinite
- Just Growlithe
- Gyaradieu
- Abfab
- Torygon
- Margaret CatcHer
- MilkyPouch
- Phytonite
- BennyDrill
- Leftenant
- MontyPyhtony
- Gooner
- Beatle
- Prin
- Cessdi
- LibDemiGod
- Hitmontop’o’th’mornintoya’
- Loo
- gaiman
- Chips
- Hydrocloset
- Eyearay
- Whoasis
- Babelfish
- Moorish
- GlaxoSmithKline
- Rogguncontrola
- Fried Goldbat
- Supahans
- Thamyork
- Bullocks
- Hou-ouh
- PiersMorganite
- Oddish
- Picadillydilly
- JenniferSaundersShrew
- Churmander
- Leeeds
- Blurd
- Holidae
- Churmeleon
- Churzard
- Colonioioio
- Oidenwhot
- Colinizorino
- Slowduke
- Bugger
- Lahgahbear
- Tangelalandsbury
- Prince of Whales
- Lundun-Acksennt
- Dregonoit
- Gandalf
- Drunk Machop
- Beebeebcee
- Paulkia McCartney
- Fairplay
- Othellomanyte
- Beebeebceetwo
- Beebeebceethree
- Sweeny Toad
- Roight-chu
- Eye TV
- Daysbeforemonths
- Panel Show
- Godllub
- Geobruv
- Lad
- Liftrit
- Madlad
- Bludjin
- Ill
- Whoopsiedoodle
- Guzzford Park
- Doctor Whooper
- Konquererr
- Ello’ dactyl
- Fixup
- Looksharp
- Unknown But It’s The Sex Pistols Font
- Quely
- Ukie
- Pichu Townshend
- Carryon
- Dalou
- Anorak
- Onabout
- Crumply
- A picture of a crumpet
- Undergrawnd
- Joveasaur
- Cheekanando
- Fauklandimond
- MyFairLadybug
- Me’Knickers
- Rightsaidfred
- Heathro
- Crabbey Road
- Londonkoffing
- Chumbawamba
- Durandurant
- ArcticMonkey
- Clunger
- Gorbloimey
- WestEndGirls
- Tubthumper
- Niall Horan
- Union Jynx
- OyYouGuv
- Doddlefairy
- Tonibler
- Unintelligible
- Bobbee
- Bazel Fawltysaur
- Winkwink
- Mr Mime But From England
- Birchill
- NudgeNudge
- Saynomor
- Gengar Spice
- StiffUpper
- Conkers
- ThreeEpsPerSeason
- SimonGrowl
- Skiving
- ColonialBadBad
- GrahamChapmanticore
- Cheekyorita
- Cyndaquid
- Ledzeppelin
- Borat Saying “Marowak”
- Guvnuh
- Sawspound
- Tony Blairodactyl
- TienCrumpettes
- Anglosaxoferaligatir
- Princess Diancie
- Troubbles
- Shagadelic
- Fawlty
- WeeBit
- Steempunk
- Poundo>Euroho
- Sectioning
- Krabsolutely Krabulous
- Quantocking
- Parliamantis
- Shurlocke
- Brexit
- Austinpowers
- Me misses as’ been droivin’ me op da fookin wall she is – ikichu
- ExpensiveCoke
- Nhsssss
- Unionjack
- Wales
- Andycapp
- Faragigator
- ElloEllo
- Chipshop
- PinkyPanth
- Eddie from Iron Maiden
- Double Decker Charizard
- TinnyOfBecks
- Interail
- Grabbapint
- Kilometero
- Jason Statham
- Metricis
- Elekid but the plug on his head fits British wall sockets
- Oioioi
- Cheerioto
- Goku
- Feckin
- Mewthree
- Telly
- AliGee
- Pikachu (but say it like a question)
- An American Pokémon Doing A British Accent
- Pika-EU
- Referendoom
- University Challengor
- Toob
- Monocruel
- Onyx (U.K. Version)
- PikachukkaUmanna
- Meouwtwou
- Britmonlee
- The Beatle
- Roman Reigns
- Billybragg
- Squid Vicious
- Mightyboosh
- Stonehenge
- Modestprop
- Veruca Assault
- Just a Mop
- Berry Mary
- Gastlyweather
- Dumbledalf
- Neeps
- Full English Rappidash
- Hootligan
- Keepkalm
- Gentlemon
- Uglymonkay
- Cadbury
- LegzAkimbo
- Dizzee Rascal
- Ghastly
- Killyourparentsdude
- Meatpiepie
- Pokemon That You’ll Learn Is Gay Many Years After Release
- ReesMoggwart
- Dumbledour
- Blackentan
- Haggish
- Chapazard
- Oifuckthathurt
- Doggovna
- Scunthorpe
- Ooligan
- Cheekygnandos
- Morrisey
- Mushy Peacock
- Noah the Little Orphan Boy
- Manyoo
- Dublink
- The Queen’s Growlithe
- New England Patriot
- DowntonKrabby
- Upperlip
- Psymonkowl
- Vvevv
- Paddington Bewear
- Clampdowning
- ALF
- Megmarkle
- Urmaj
- Frostpegg
- Worcester
- Bigger Ben
- Scrafty but voiced by Jason Statham
- Brexish
- Ringoostor
- Nickerbee
- Dundun Eye
- Jonolliver
- Torypar
- K. Rowlet
- Just A Dapper Bidoof
- Corbyn
- Christopher Leecula
- Murkin
- Northerner
- Oldgregg
- Hooligan
- Clippidyclop
- Porygon Zed
- CheekyMunky
- Mustard
- Ludwigvan
- Wanker
- Jonwossy
- gloucestershirehapmton
- Buggeroff
- Tolkienwulf
- Snogfest
- Desgustang
- Sir Lapraslot
- Bigusbenny
- Wotm8
- Droog
- Yoowott
- Ladlads
- Glououm
- Piss
- Qwoppie
- Cromwell
- Gowonthenn
- Queue-Bert
- Uncle Bobber
- Machoppe
- HerMajestysGirth
- Ramsayraw
- Footee
- Nick Crompton
- Brutal Imperialismachu
- Guvna
- Michael Bussler
- Wailord Churchill
- Loudredcoat
- Goldeen and Chips
- Mudkips and chip
- Trubbish Thames
- Shag Bonker
- Bedwettereeno
- Nohtyp Ytnom
- YeahBaby
- BinMonster
- James Bonsly
- Annboleyn
- Poppycox
- Anglicanner
- Trainspotty
- FuckUp
- Aldous Huxley
- Zaphod Beeblebrox
- Justmahbooooooow
- Begbie
- Roariarty
- 00Bondo
- Sherlocki
- Missingno10
- Doctorhoot
- Theresa Marill
- livedehT
- 00Missingno
- Cornelivious
- Trill Conway
- Mate, You ad to fukkin much to drank. Right?
- Sherlock Ho-ohmes
- Gareth
- swearonmemum
- Blackadder
- Edison
- Lord Danny Wells
- Tube Lover
- Sundee
- Bluddysundee
- Eeyuu
- Mum Instead Of Mom
- Spotty Dick
- Trafowlgar
- Constable Pikachu
- Farange
- Milkshayk
- Keria Fightley
- Fishinchip
- KingBobby
- Pikadilly Circus
- Youbeeforty
- Chavette
- Steelix Dan
- Ahhfuckicantbelieveyouvedonethis
- Abbey Roadrunner
- Damehelen
- Oi
- Damejudi
- Damemaggie
- Burgbromp
- Beebeeseewun
- Beebeeseetoo
- Beebeeseethree
- Unownbomber
- IRAquaza
- Joliver
- Eddylizard
- Dethorkayk
- A literal cup of tea
- Igglypop
- Ausacommons
- Ausalords
- Oxfahd
- Murdoctillery
- Timcurry
- Ringo Staryu
- Hoolihooligan
- Bearpint
- chokkablok
- Bigbenigen
- Smiddicks
- Kween
- Doddle
- Dillydally
- Alyumineeum
- Jakrip
- Roodboi
- Sekspistowl
- Oliver Twist
- Rippah
- Tescos
- Chipsencrisps
- angus thongs and perfect sobble
- Joydifission
- Articunto
- Guv’nah
- Ceeuslewis
- Quackadder
- Apartiger
- Beetuls
- A Sickly Little Chimneysweep
- Bloody’ell
- Poofter
- Chestingtonshire
- Cornetta
- Brymley
- Teatotally
- Isaya
- Cherria
- CheekyCurry
- Waitrose
- Tesco
- Primarnie
- Shirelon
- Tallyrascal
- Noisingham
- Edinburrow
- Swinubroll
- Beef Wellington
- Granarangry
- Huegrant
- Bludpuddin
- Pint
- Blokemon
- V
- Manunite
- Mancitee
- Tourist
- *Taurust
- Trafalgarzard
- Wiggly-Upon-Tuff
- WotWot
- Potterdon
- JK Rowlet
- The Weedles
- UKIP
- ButterBreexit
- Bagpiper
- Muggles
- Rubbish
- Arsenalsux
- Yoowotmait
- Mofarat
- Churchillan
- Count Dankula’s Pug
- Winston Charizard
- Arthur Collins-mon (does poison damage)
- Meowthe
- Abdikate
- MaleAir
- Waleslord
- Sir Elton Porigon
- Big Ben Is The Name Of The Victreebel
- Hobbitses
- Blandfoodity
- Gollum
- Spotted Dunk
- Pissedmate
- Ashens
- Magma Carta
- Sargon Ugh Ekad
- Guy Ritchie
- Austin Meowthers
- Shakespeareon
- Pegieighteen
- Poundstone
- Football
- Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
- Jessie James Bond
- FIFA
- Sid Viscous
- Ragtagtootles
- Churchhowl
- Dunnocknock
- Gromit
- Bee-Wellington
- Magikarp-n-chips
- Jick Therapier
- Ejioforfetch’d
- Grendel
- Norf
- Megadrivel
- Crumpedon
- Qualitea
- Bubbasqueak
- *Squirtle but in a Michael Caine voice*
- Bangamash
- Spiceless
- Mewilliecham
- Master Mime
- Norfern
- Little Ben
- Medium Ben
- Big Ben
- Well bred lad of good stock
- Darcy Mime
- BulbaWindsor
- Bulba- sore bout the footie, mate?
- mUdKIP
- Pikachou
- Beckham
- Roundabout
- Ringocartney
- Arrayef
- Bangaran
- Masharan
- Haitchpee
- Bubblansqueak
- Monty Python
- Biburysaur
- Fishenchips
- Bangers and Mash Ketchum
- Chedworthtortle
- Lord Voldemortle
- Chris Morris
- Magmarmelade
- Quid
- Arctic Mankey
- Seal
- StephenhawKing
- K. Growleth
- Yababeeya
- Fogging
- Downingcat
- Darseadra
- Gaimanblog
- Cumberbitch
- Hitmonleeds
- Beebeecee
- Manchester Uninetails
- Exstacee
- Ball Ox
- Greyearl
- Dags
- Shagger Sheep
- Mushypeasachu
- Spotted Dick
- Colonialachu
- A Can of Heinz
- Spottatee
- Wheezley
- Chavachu
- AcidFace
- Irish Independence
- Nigel Thorneberry
So mark my words, Game Freak: I WILL NOT BUY THIS GAME UNLESS IT INCLUDES THESE POKÉMON. Or, at the very least, I’ll buy it used. Or I’ll wait a few days to send a message before I buy it new. But YOU GET THE POINT!!!
Check out the newest episode of the Hard Drive podcast where we watch and discuss every episode of 1989’s The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!
