I’m a BOSS Distortion Pedal and I Deserve a Little More Respect August 8, 2017 There are no two ways about it: I’m a BOSS. Do I have to spell it out for you? B-O-S-S,… Read More →
Guy Who’s Been Attacking People Outside Venues for Years Now Doing It to Fight Racism July 19, 2017 BOSTON — Boston hardcore legend Tommy “Crowbar” McGovern, previously known for beating up strangers for no reason, is now assaulting… Read More →
Rhythm Section of Political Punk Band Obviously Didn’t Do the Reading July 8, 2017 CHICAGO — Singer/guitarist of political punk band Numb Chomsky and Global Political Systems Ph.D. candidate Miles “The Throat” Fitzsimmons realized… Read More →
The Real Life Mario: This Man is in Charge of Fixing Plumbing Issues Caused by E3 June 16, 2017 A few days ago at E3 we spoke to Ryan Jimenez, Los Angeles Convention Center’s head custodian and favorite plumber,… Read More →
Criss Angel Accidentally Makes The Bouncing Souls Disappear May 28, 2017 LAS VEGAS — Illusionist Criss Angel reportedly made legendary New Jersey punk band The Bouncing Souls disappear just before their… Read More →
I Posed as a Woman Online to Write This Article About Harassment and Don’t See What the Big Deal Is April 1, 2017 Every so often I’ll see one of these articles where a woman talks about how people say bad stuff to… Read More →
Ryan Adams Picks Up Pedicab Shift to Make SXSW Trip Profitable March 14, 2017 AUSTIN, Texas — Singer-songwriter Ryan Adams operated a pedicab during the annual SXSW festival in order to make his trip… Read More →
I Tried These Recipes From The Anarchist Cookbook and They Tasted Like Shit February 27, 2017 I first saw the Black Bloc on TV during Trump’s inauguration back in 2016. They were wearing all black and… Read More →
Alex Jones Is Insane but Damn His Supplements Are Really Working for Me February 14, 2017 Look, I’ll be the FIRST to tell you Alex Jones is fucking batshit insane, OK? Virtually none of the theories… Read More →
Mark Hoppus Unloads Matt Skiba from Equipment Truck February 12, 2017 SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. -- Blink-182 bassist Mark Hoppus carefully unloaded his bandmate Matt Skiba from a semi-truck last night before a… Read More →