Dom Turek, Author at HARDTIMES

June 25, 2022

PORTSMOUTH, N.H. — Local heterosexual Christine Gonzales was stumped midway through creating an online dating profile after the app asked…

April 5, 2022

Oh fuck, not again. Dad is motioning for our server to come over. She already remade his Arnold Palmer with…

March 30, 2022

The votes are in, and the verdict confirms what we already knew: the best time to switch positions is when…

March 8, 2022

As a nod to traditional western values, local misogynist John Buswell told his new girlfriend to get her fat ass…

February 9, 2022

MUNCIE, Ind. — A local man’s brush with death after drunkenly falling from a third-story balcony on Tuesday inspired him…

February 6, 2022

NEW YORK — Local woman Francisca Noguera asked her abusive partner of five months if he could extend his grooming…

February 3, 2022

SIOUX FALLS, S.D. — A self-proclaimed “bachelorette” is celebrating six months of being single by going out to a romantic…

December 31, 2021

I used to think the bond between a mother and daughter was a sacred truce that could be duplicated but…

December 4, 2021

RIVERSIDE, Calif. — Local woman Missy Frazier is sick of being the only one of her roommates with enough common…

November 23, 2021

Tragedy struck a local family when a husband and father of three selfishly decided to go out for a pack…