Uh Oh: Dad Just Asked Our Server Their Name
Oh fuck, not again. Dad is motioning for our server to come over. She already remade his Arnold Palmer with…
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Dom Turek — Page 8
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Men Agree: Best Time to Switch Positions Is When She’s About to Come
The votes are in, and the verdict confirms what we already knew: the best time to switch positions is when…
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Impressive: This Misogynist Has No Masculine Traits
As a nod to traditional western values, local misogynist John Buswell told his new girlfriend to get her fat ass…
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Near-Death Experience Causes Man to Quit Drinking for the Rest of This Week
MUNCIE, Ind. — A local man’s brush with death after drunkenly falling from a third-story balcony on Tuesday inspired him…
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Woman Wishes Man’s Grooming Habits Included His Hygiene
NEW YORK — Local woman Francisca Noguera asked her abusive partner of five months if he could extend his grooming…
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Woman Still Dating Her Ex-Boyfriend
SIOUX FALLS, S.D. — A self-proclaimed “bachelorette” is celebrating six months of being single by going out to a romantic…
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Second Mom? This Woman Keeps Commenting on My Weight
I used to think the bond between a mother and daughter was a sacred truce that could be duplicated but…
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Roommate Sick of Being the Only One That Steals Toilet Paper for the House
RIVERSIDE, Calif. — Local woman Missy Frazier is sick of being the only one of her roommates with enough common…
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Tragic: This Dad Went Out for a Pack of Cigarettes and Came Right Back
Tragedy struck a local family when a husband and father of three selfishly decided to go out for a pack…
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Amazing: This Woman Has Quit Smoking 18 Times
Any “expert” who says willpower alone isn’t enough to overcome an addiction clearly hasn’t met Sara Whittaker, a woman whose…
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