Opinion: It Doesn’t Make Much Sense for Us to Play First December 17, 2018 Hey guys! Good to meet all of you before the show. Let me just start by saying I think your… Read More →
Guitarist Really Hoping to Get Cool New Profile Pic out of Tonight’s Show October 12, 2018 BOSTON — Raw Sex guitarist Steve Dyer hopes to land a “fucking awesome” photo of him playing at a show… Read More →
Singer Asks Much Larger City 20 Minutes from Venue How They’re Feeling Tonight June 8, 2018 MANSFIELD, Mass. — The wildly popular metalcore band PussyHead warmed up the crowd at the Xfinity Center in Mansfield, Mass.… Read More →
LOL! These Two Losers Couldn’t Keep Their Marriage Together And Are Getting a Divorce! April 4, 2018 LMAO! Well, it’s official folks.Those two dunderheads, Ben and Rebecca Sussman just couldn’t seem to make it work. A marriage… Read More →
Trump Hints at Moving in on North Korea Like a Bitch November 17, 2017 WASHINGTON — A leaked recording of President Trump suggesting using military force on North Korea “like a bitch” was released… Read More →
Repairman from “Money for Nothing” Video Passes Away After Year-Long Battle with Brain Cancer February 5, 2017 HAMPDEN, Mass. -- The three-dimensional repairman best known for his appearance in the iconic Dire Straits “Money For Nothing” music… Read More →