EL SOBRANTE, Calif. — Founding Primus member Les Claypool finally reached a level of competence that will allow him to…
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MESA, Ariz. — Local kinky couple Charles Huffman and Mallory Moore seemingly got aroused after coercing their friends and family…
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CHICAGO — A mouse trap tied to an alarm clock caused a plastic bucket full of ping pong balls to…
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GOSPORT, Ind. — Local grocery store clerk Max Fine, who was recently diagnosed with a tumor in his frontal lobe,…
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Therapy, whether it be the online variety or the old-school kind where you have to leave your house, has become…
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BEDFORD, Ind. — Grocery store clerk Max Bryce recently experienced an ego death after ingesting over five grams of psychedelic…
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NEW YORK — Producers of “Fox & Friends” announced today that they will move the popular news show from its…
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CINCINNATI — Sidney Frogus, the longtime merch guy for the band HorseBird, was demoted earlier this week to being the…
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The success of every truly legendary band has always hinged on their one big break. The Beatles playing on Ed…
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The real barrier to eating vegan is the lack of fast food options. In our culture if you want a…
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