Punk Magician Doesn’t Give a Fuck If This Is Your Card
GLENDALE, Calif. — Punk magician Dakota Fremont finished a trick at a child’s birthday party on Saturday by informing him…
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Band Paid in Experience Can Now Perform Spin Attacks, Wear New Armor
PHILADELPHIA — Local punk band Eleanor Rugby are now able to perform spin attacks and wear upgraded armor following a…
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We Did a Blind Taste Test to See If These Hipsters Could Tell the Difference Between Pour-Over Coffee and a Big Spicy Tuna Melt
With demand growing higher and higher for artisanal, high-quality coffee drinks, it would APPEAR that America’s coffee palate is growing…
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‘We Didn’t Start the Fire’ Is Shameless Baby Boomer Blame Shifting at Its Worst
Next to living way too long, avoiding blame seems to be the primary skill of the baby boomer generation. From…
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Disgusting: Thousands of Handwritten Letters and Food Network STILL Won’t Come out With a Gal Fieri
These days there’s a lot of talk about the “glass ceiling” in America; the invisible barrier that prevents women from…
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Arcade Fire to Lay Off 400 Nonessential Members by 2021
MONTREAL — Canadian indie-rock icons Arcade Fire are planning to layoff 400 nonessential members by 2021 due to budgetary cutbacks,…
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What a Waste: Criss Angel Refuses to Use His Powers to Fight ISIS
As Spider-Man comics have always taught us, with great power comes great responsibility. Unfortunately for us, Spider-Man isn’t real, and…
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Punk Rock Noise Machine Lets You Fall Asleep to Sound of Parents Arguing
BOSTON — AggroNap, a noise machine sleep aid for people who grew up in broken homes, is set to hit…
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It’s Time to Have a Conversation About How Lonely I Am
Clothing is thrown carelessly about the room, the floor is littered with empty DVD cases, and every conceivable furniture surface…
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Band’s Demo Recording Could Be Paid For If Melania Trump Lived In The White House For 1.5 Seconds
WASHINGTON — The anarcho-punk band Witness Destruction Program could produce their entire demo for the same amount of money taxpayers…
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