I Told My Boss to Fuck Himself and Now I’m Looking for More Freelance Writing Gigs Like This One
Sometimes you have to just go for it. I was getting so sick of my boss’ bullshit. He’s always putting…
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Dan Luberto
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Experts Predict Planet Will Run Out of Usable Band Names by 2019
ATHENS, Iowa -- The punk and hardcore music communities are facing an international crisis, as scene experts predict the planet…
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Radical! Meet the One Guy Still Saying ‘Radical!’
Slang is constantly changing and evolving. Every generation’s youth culture creates a new word that means “cool” and that becomes…
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Still No: The Power Rangers Reboot Is Too Violent for My Adult Son
There is a lot of excitement about this new Power Rangers, but I have a clear message about it for everybody…
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Heartbreaking! This Man Wastes His Freedom of Speech Defending ‘The Office’ Season 8
Freedom of speech is one of the greatest tenets of American life. Regardless of political affiliation, no true American takes…
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Score! This Hot Girl Made a Facebook Account and Only Added Me
My name is Lucas Peterson and I am the chosen one. No, I'm not some prophet or anything like that.…
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It Happened to Me: I Literally Moshed My Face Off
A great hardcore show is all about energy. For the crowd, the energy the band creates is expressed through moshing.…
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5 Practical Uses for Those Giant Holes in Your Ears
Oh, stretched ears. They defined your youth. You put painstaking effort into getting those holes to gape as much as…
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Fake News Must Be Stopped Unless It Supports My Wildly Inaccurate and Misinformed Beliefs
Listen up, Zuckerberg (and every single person that uses Facebook), because I'm about to drop the biggest TRUTH bomb on…
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I Didn’t Vaccinate My Kids and the One Who Lived Turned out Fine
TRUTH ALERT: I didn't vaccinate my kids and the one who lived turned out just fine. You heard me. When…
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