Local Punk Identifies as Activist Twenty Minutes Into Vegan Diet
Milwaukee, Wis. – Armed with what he describes as "unwavering commitment and conviction," local punk Evan Curtis is taking a…
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Punk Admits Gauged Ears Were a Mistake in Lieu of Traditional Father’s Day Gift
CHEYENNE, Wyom. – The best gifts come from the heart. That's why local punk Eric Simpson decided instead of a…
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Band Reuniting at Festival Looking to Disappoint Fans One Last Time
CHICAGO – Eager to resurrect their career-defining legacy of underwhelming, disappointing and dissatisfying every person who ever loved their band,…
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Can Someone Please Let My Son Into Their Crew?
I don't know exactly who I should talk to about this so I’m reaching out the only way I know…
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Local Asshole Backed Hard
Washington, D.C. – Despite serious flaws that would be crippling to a man in most modern social circles, local punk…
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