Gay Atheist Punk Better Christian Than Family Who Disowned Him
TULSA, Okla. — Adamant atheist, open homosexual, and hardcore punk Ed Rossi is technically a better Christian than his biological,…
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Opinion: That’s Weird, I Didn’t Get Your Text
Hey, how have you been? I haven’t heard from you in forever! What do you mean you texted me? About…
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Henry Rollins Releases Sung Word Album
LOS ANGELES — Punk rock pioneer Henry Rollins shook up the music scene once again last week by releasing what…
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Opinion: I Love This Part!
Shut up, shut up, shut up! I love this part! Yeah, that bit right there. Dew, deeeeeew, dew da da…
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People Are Boycotting This Classic Christmas Carol After I Changed Some of the Lyrics
First they they came for ‘Baby, It’s Cold Outside,’ and I said nothing. Then they came for ‘I Saw Mommy…
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Punk Says Pit at Wedding Full of Whiny Posers
ROCKFORD, Ill. — Chicago punk Robbie Kaplan called attendees of last weekend’s Levin-Brady wedding ‘whiny posers’ and ‘crybabies’ as he…
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Man’s Commitment to Biking to Work Lasts Record 1/2 Way
PALO ALTO, Calif. — Local resident Paul Weber’s latest resolution to live healthier and save the environment lasted approximately 26…
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Punk Grandma Adds Tiny Venue to Christmas Village Display
MINOCQUA, Wis. — 80-year-old retiree Mary Costa unveiled the newest addition to her famed model Christmas village this week: an…
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Opinion: James Hetfield Is a Total Pretentious Asshole Who Sues Anyone Who Breaks Into His House
Never meet your heroes. Everyone seems to have a story about an awful encounter with a celebrity, but I have…
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Opinion: America Is Becoming an Orbisonian Nightmare
It is becoming frighteningly clear to me that America has become the dystopia that modern-day prophet Roy Orbison warned us…
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