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July 24, 2018

SAN JOSE, Calif. — Roommates at punk/party house the Snake Pit are reportedly growing alarmed by the complete lack of…

July 23, 2018

Let’s get one thing straight- my rifle collection could defend a small country. I could wipe out my entire town’s…

June 29, 2018

I can’t believe this still needs to be clarified within a group of alien abduction survivors and envious abduction story…

June 29, 2018

I can’t believe this still needs to be clarified within a group of alien abduction survivors and envious abduction story…

June 20, 2018

SEATTLE — Local dog and apparent vegan Noodles reportedly remains unaware of the dietary restrictions forced upon her by her…

June 15, 2018

AUSTIN, Texas — Local punk Brittany Metz stopped dead in her tracks in front of a Gap store earlier today…

May 25, 2018

BOSTON — Local emo act Bottom Drawer are planning a devious surprise for listeners, penning the lyrics to their song…

April 7, 2018

DALLAS, Texas — Concerned mother and sole reason for her children’s anxieties Pamela Yates suggested this morning that her kids…

February 19, 2018

RIDGEWOOD, N.J. — Post-hardcore outfit Senses Fail announced plans today to add several seminars during their upcoming record release tour…

February 10, 2018

I am fall-down drunk right now. For real. I have literally fallen down and I am presently lying on the…