Courtney Paige Barnett, Author at HARDTIMES

June 20, 2018

SEATTLE — Local dog and apparent vegan Noodles reportedly remains unaware of the dietary restrictions forced upon her by her…

June 15, 2018

AUSTIN, Texas — Local punk Brittany Metz stopped dead in her tracks in front of a Gap store earlier today…

May 25, 2018

BOSTON — Local emo act Bottom Drawer are planning a devious surprise for listeners, penning the lyrics to their song…

April 7, 2018

DALLAS, Texas — Concerned mother and sole reason for her children’s anxieties Pamela Yates suggested this morning that her kids…

February 19, 2018

RIDGEWOOD, N.J. — Post-hardcore outfit Senses Fail announced plans today to add several seminars during their upcoming record release tour…

February 10, 2018

I am fall-down drunk right now. For real. I have literally fallen down and I am presently lying on the…

October 21, 2017

Merry autumnal equinox, fuckers! That’s right, it’s finally the time of year when the leather jacket you wore all summer…

July 9, 2017

In our nation’s current state of total buzzkill, it’s more important than ever to focus on what makes us the…