Punk Father Lets Underage Son Have One Huff of Glue
DALLAS — Local punk and father of three Andrew Semple reportedly allowed his underage son Andy, Jr. the privilege of…
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Nardwuar Surprises Canadian Musician With Original Recording of His Funeral
VANCOUVER, British Columbia — Music journalist and human serviette Nardwuar surprised unknown Canadian musician Randall Hartford with a rare, unreleased…
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Venue Opens Gender-Neutral Bathroom on Neighbor’s Fence
PHILADELPHIA — Management at the Dust Bucket DIY venue proudly announced yesterday the opening of a new, gender-neutral spot on…
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I Went Back in Time to Kill Hitler but He’s Already Dead in 1970 so Now I’m Just Really Into Cocaine
After 25 years of work, I finally completed my time machine. The years of sketching, measuring, assembling, and testing, the…
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BREAKING: J. Cole Awarded Blander, Shittier Pulitzer Prize
NEW YORK — Rapper and producer J. Cole was honored by the Pulitzer Prize Board early this afternoon with a…
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Coachella Goer Just Kinda Assumed Mac DeMarco Would Be There
INDIO, Calif. — Coachella goer and indie rock fan Joseph Murs was disappointed to learn yesterday that Canadian musician Mac…
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Crust Punk Squatting in Tree Accidentally Saves Park From Demolition
BOCA RATON, Fla. — Local crust punk Johnny “Eight Fingers” Arnold awoke late Saturday afternoon to discover he had accidentally…
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