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January 31, 2020

DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. — In a choice that demonstrated an astounding dearth of imagination, town simpleton Adam Tucker decided to…

January 25, 2020

GREENVILLE, S.C. — Social media user Katie Orkin was seen mumbling curse words under her breath and clenching her fist…

January 17, 2020

KYOTO, Japan — According to complaints from several anonymous home consoles, the Wii U has been repeatedly insisting that all…

December 27, 2019

ASTORIA, N.Y. — Despite a litany of other explanations for his subpar performance across several local multiplayer games, local Xbox…

November 21, 2019

OSLO, Norway — In a development widely recognized by everyone in the group chat as “long overdue,” local buddy Dominic…

September 5, 2019

MOLINE, Ill. — Sources close to alleged atheist Bryce Rocha have confirmed that despite his insistence that believing in God…

August 6, 2019

HOUSTON — Visitors to the basement of local gamer Miles Reed were reeling early this month as they concluded, based…