Spotify Employee Gets Raise of $0.00437
NEW YORK — Spotify project manager Diego Valenzuela received an unprecedented raise of $0.00437 today for single-handedly rebuilding the streaming…
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Heartwarming! This Politician is Dead
A politician dropped dead in Des Moines Iowa Sunday night, delivering an entire community all of the feels. This feel-good…
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Report: Millennial Musicians Joining More Than One Band to Still Not Make Ends Meet
ALLSTON, Mass. — A record-breaking number of millennials are joining multiple bands at a time to try to cover their…
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Man Asks If You Played Recently Released Game Like You’re Made of Fucking Money
WALTHAM, Mass. — Sources have reported that local gamer Keif MacEachern recently inquired if you’ve purchased the most recent Assassin’s…
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Man Asks If You Played Recently Released Game Like You’re Made of Fucking Money
WALTHAM, Mass. — Sources have reported that local gamer Keif MacEachern recently inquired if you’ve purchased the most recent Assassin’s…
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Middle-Aged Marketers Decide to Get the Brand Back Together
NEW YORK — A group of middle-aged, financially stable marketers put their differences aside late last night and reunited their…
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Trump Bans Foreigner
WASHINGTON — President Trump signed a new executive order earlier today, banning Foreigner from the United States, White House sources…
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