We Sat Down With a Straight Edge Doom Metal Fan to Figure Out His Deal
Most doom metal fans love weed so when we saw a guy with X's tattooed on his hands drinking Shirley…
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Man Appreciates A24 Horror Films for Including Long Pauses Where He Can Explain Plot to His Date
LOS ANGELES — Local cinephile Lucas Glazier praised the slow pacing of A24 horror films for giving him the opportunity…
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Robert Smith Negotiates With Ticketmaster to Cancel Morrissey Tour Dates
CRAWLEY, West Sussex — The Cure frontman and monopoly-challenging hero Robert Smith negotiated with Ticketmaster to cancel Morrissey’s planned U.S.…
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Every Fall Out Boy Album Ranked
Fall Out Boy have put out anywhere from one to eight decent records depending on which fans you ask. Some…
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Christian Rock Band Reunites 3 Days After Disbanding
NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Christian rock band The Exalted reunited just three days after shocking their local scene with a breakup…
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You Can Pry My Monster Energy Drink From My Cold, Extremely Shaky Hands
Hey, you little non-neon-colored pissbaby. You want to take my beloved Pipeline Punch, huh? You think my Monster Energy consumption…
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Real Life “Almost Famous?” This Music Journalist Got Paid
Cameron Crowe’s coming-of-age classic “Almost Famous” is an entertaining, albeit slightly inaccurate portrayal of music journalism. Sure, we can suspend…
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Satanic Panic? This Member of The Satanic Temple Has Anxiety
Satanic panics are all the rage right now. Thanks to the concerned Facebook posts of Christian mothers, devilish imagery receives…
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Valentine’s Day Show Doubles as Terrible Date
AUSTIN, Texas — Local hardcore band Good Damage headlined a packed Valentine’s Day show that some are calling “the worst…
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Philly Punk Excited to Riot Regardless of Super Bowl Outcome
PHILADELPHIA — Point Breeze crust punk Jett Cordova is reportedly delighted to riot regardless of whether or not the Eagles…
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