March 21, 2025
Having trouble breaking into the job market with just your skills and qualifications? That's adorable. When I was young, we…
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January 14, 2025
PHILADELPHIA — Local punk scene veteran Chuck Rubenfeld, known for spending the better part of the '90s passing out on…
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January 1, 2025
PORTLAND, Ore. — Local resident Calvin Davenport continues to experience unprecedented levels of euphoria nearly a decade after successfully recommending…
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November 24, 2024
JERUSALEM — Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu reportedly forced his weekly game night attendees to play Crimes Against Humanity for…
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February 14, 2023
MESA, Ariz. – Lead singer of pop-punk band Garbage Yacht Todd Rogers snuck his teenage girlfriend into an early screening…
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November 17, 2022
BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Bassist for grindcore band Apocalypse Cow was reportedly put inside of a kick drum during sound check…
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October 17, 2022
TARZANA, Calif. – Straight Edge LAPD Officer Donald Harvey could not decide whether to plant narcotics on a man from…
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March 29, 2022
PALMDALE, Calif. — Local fuel sniffer, Seth Carr, purchased several grams of heavily cut cocaine in response to historically high…
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March 19, 2022
AKRON, Ohio — Local man Dennis Bennet hurried home after filming an entire three-and-a-half-hour punk show at the Grog Shop…
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February 18, 2022
GLENDALE, Calif. — Local musician Charlie Clarke is reportedly threatening to join the growing boycott of Spotify and stop using…
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