Andy Holt, Author at HARDTIMES

June 13, 2019

I have met exactly one person at E3 that I like. Standing at the door to the newsroom there is…

June 11, 2019

I checked into the hotel next to the Los Angeles Convention Center last night around ten. The next morning was…

June 3, 2019

CUPERTINO, Calif. — During his WWDC keynote speech this morning, Apple CEO Tim Cook announced the iLadder, a new product…

May 23, 2019

LOS ANGELES — Professional gamer and Fortnite streamer Turner “Tfue” Tenney has escalated his lawsuit against professional esports organization FaZe…

May 4, 2019

LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Captain PixieHoof, set to become the first member of the furry subculture to ever compete in the…

May 2, 2019

STARDEW VALLEY — Local resident and gadget builder Maru has reportedly begun to feel a new sense of intimacy toward…

March 20, 2019

MILWAUKEE — Local podcast fan and habitual cannabis user Harry Blinker announced this morning that he does not smoke too…

March 8, 2019

If you believe the hype, today is International Women’s Day. Everybody online is talking about accomplishments women have made in…

February 25, 2019

BERKELEY, Calif. — Local punk Leo Picado had a portion of his scene cred transplanted yesterday in an emergency procedure…

January 30, 2019

TEMPE, Ariz. — Local eco-hardcore band Climate Chainz stopped playing at the midpoint of their very first performance last night,…