Three Days in Hell: The E3 Diaries, Part Two
I have met exactly one person at E3 that I like. Standing at the door to the newsroom there is…
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Three Days in Hell: The E3 Diaries, Part One
I checked into the hotel next to the Los Angeles Convention Center last night around ten. The next morning was…
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New Apple iLadder Lets You Look Down on Your Poor Friends
CUPERTINO, Calif. — During his WWDC keynote speech this morning, Apple CEO Tim Cook announced the iLadder, a new product…
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Tfue Posts YouTube Rant on How Cesar Chavez Was Low Key on Some Real Labor Rights Clout Shit
LOS ANGELES — Professional gamer and Fortnite streamer Turner “Tfue” Tenney has escalated his lawsuit against professional esports organization FaZe…
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Furry Entrant in Kentucky Derby Going Off at 1,786,326-1 Odds
LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Captain PixieHoof, set to become the first member of the furry subculture to ever compete in the…
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Furry Entrant in Kentucky Derby Going Off at 1,786,326-1 Odds
LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Captain PixieHoof, set to become the first member of the furry subculture to ever compete in the…
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Woman Starting to Warm Up to Man Who Brings Her Two Bars of Solid Gold Every Week
STARDEW VALLEY — Local resident and gadget builder Maru has reportedly begun to feel a new sense of intimacy toward…
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Stoner Can Quit Smoking Weed Anytime Joe Rogan Wants
MILWAUKEE — Local podcast fan and habitual cannabis user Harry Blinker announced this morning that he does not smoke too…
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Actually, If You Account for All Time Zones International Women’s Day Is Impossible
If you believe the hype, today is International Women’s Day. Everybody online is talking about accomplishments women have made in…
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Actually, If You Account for All Time Zones International Women’s Day Is Impossible
If you believe the hype, today is International Women’s Day. Everybody online is talking about accomplishments women have made in…
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