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QUIZ: Which Hideous Partially-Transformed Animorph Are You?

Buckle up fuckers, it’s morphin’ time! K.A. Applegate’s Animorphs books were some of the most popular and traumatic YA stories ever told. The diverse cast of preteens-turned-war criminals were easy for 90s kids to relate to, except for when they were utilizing the disturbing body-horror of their morphing powers, of course. So, which twisted Clive Barker fever dream of a terribly altered human child are you? Take this quiz to find out!

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This article is satirical. The Hard Times is a punk/hardcore satire site. All content should be considered parody and entertainment purposes only.

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QUIZ: Which Hideous Partially-Transformed Animorph Are You?

Buckle up fuckers, it’s morphin’ time! K.A. Applegate’s Animorphs books were some of the most popular and traumatic YA stories ever told. The diverse cast of preteens-turned-war criminals were easy for 90s kids to relate to, except for when they were utilizing the disturbing body-horror of their morphing powers, of course. So, which twisted Clive Barker fever dream of a terribly altered human child are you? Take this quiz to find out!

[wpViralQuiz id=58769]

This article is satirical. The Hard Times is a punk/hardcore satire site. All content should be considered parody and entertainment purposes only.