World War I, or The Great War, was an unbelievably vast, global conflict that took place a little over a century ago, with reverberations that society still feels today. Of course, you would know all of this if you had had the good sense to study for your history final tomorrow. Lucky for you, the hideously visceral, violent nature of the fighting has acted as inspiration for some pretty sick metal bands. As such, here are five bands you should check out in the hopes that you’ll learn enough to keep you from failing, you idiot.
1914
These Ukrainian death/doom metallers are definitely not subtle in their fascination with the War To End All Wars, and good for them. With song titles like “Verdun” and “The Hundred Days Offensive”, you’ll hopefully be able to learn a thing or two before your big test. Maybe just memorize these and blindly write them in the answer spaces. You’ll be bound to get some points.
Trenchgrinder
Hell yeah, this is some good-ass Bolt Thrower worship from New York City, and we’re here for it. The lyrics don’t look to be directly about World War I, but look at the album art for “Peace is Forfeit”. That counts. Just give them a listen, as you have nothing to lose if this is what you’re resorting to.
Minenwerfer
This is a very atmospheric World War I-themed black metal band from California that might teach you a thing or two. Or maybe just put them on at a low volume while you watch “Paths of Glory”? Fuck man, we don’t know. You’re the one in a desperate situation here.
Kanonenfieber
Shit, this one may not do you much good unless you speak German. Honestly, though, what did you expect? How many World War I-themed metal bands did you really think existed, and did you assume they would help you pass your final? Goddamn, you’ll be in for a wakeup call if this turns out to be an essay test.
Pantera
Alright, the fact that you’re honestly reading this is a huge indication that you need to close out of this article and hit the books. You have what, 13 hours until your final? That should be enough time to brush up on the second-largest modern conflict in human history.
