So, you’re out with your goth partner on a crisp autumn night, spade in one hand and their cold, beautifully pale hand in the other. You’re ready to dig up some… ahem… souvenirs, but what’s missing? The perfect soundtrack, obviously. And before you even ask—no, we’re not talking about Misfits. Don’t get me wrong, “Skulls” is a grave-robbing anthem, but we can do better than that tonight. Your special Lydia deserves more than mall punk.
Let’s dive into 15 alternative bands that will make your goth darling swoon while you two dig for Gein treasure together.
The Jasons
What’s better than a horror-punk band whose members all cosplay as Jason Voorhees? The Jasons deliver the kind of energetic power chords that are perfect for the initial shoveling phase. While you’re singing along to their pop-punk murder ballads, you’ll be saying, “Babe, pass me that femur!” before you know it.
Balzac
Japan’s answer to Misfits, but with more apocalyptic nihilism. Play “Wall” or “Into the Light of the 13 Dark Night” while whispering sweet nothings like, “Baby, when this is over, we can bury ourselves next.” Nothing says love like planning a joint post-mortem future.
Evildead
While Evildead may be thrash, there’s something about their song “Annihilation of Civilization” that screams, “Yes, let’s dismantle this mausoleum brick by brick.” A few blistering riffs, and you’ll find yourself neck-deep in nostalgia and dirt.
45 Grave
If you’re not blasting “Partytime” while stuffing bones into a velvet-lined bag, you’re doing it wrong. Their spooky-yet-danceable tracks will have you both laughing maniacally under the pale moonlight, like Bonnie and Clyde but, you know… way more dead.
The Cramps
Because what’s a good grave-robbing session without a little rockabilly? Your goth sweetheart will appreciate your eclectic taste when you croon along to Human Fly while delicately dusting off some freshly excavated remains.
Calabrese
You and your goth beau already live every day like it’s Halloween, so why not accompany your nighttime heist with “Voices of the Dead”? It’s got that perfect balance of horror punk and romance, like if Wednesday Addams wrote you love letters.
Samhain
We said no Misfits, but we didn’t say no Glenn Danzig! Put on “November Coming Fire” to heighten the macabre atmosphere while you two work to unearth Grandma’s wedding ring.
Nekromantix
When your coffin’s open but your heart is too, play “Dead Moon Walking” and show your partner that romance can bloom even amidst the tombstones. Bonus points if you show off your shovel-wielding skills in time with the stand-up bass lines.
Blitzkid
As you finally break through that coffin lid, serenade your beloved with “She Dominates,” because nothing’s sexier than a shared moment of victorious grave robbing, am I right?
The Crimson Ghosts
The perfect background music for when you’re brushing off ancient skeletons or, better yet, pretending you’re the stars of your own 1950s creature feature. Just be careful not to accidentally hum “Who you gonna call?” while you’re digging.
Mister Monster
For the romantics who want a little crooning in their grave robbing mix. Their song “This Night I Call Bad Luck” will have you both cursing the weather but praising the eerie ambiance.
T.S.O.L.
When your goth bae wants something a little old school, crank up “Code Blue.” It’ll inspire some, uh, interesting conversations. Maybe don’t sing all the lyrics out loud, unless you want to take the graveyard vibe to a whole new level.
The Spookshow
Think of this Swedish band as your personal cheerleaders for desecration. Their song “Tonight Is the Night” will have you and your partner sharing knowing glances while you discuss which relics to take for your mantlepiece.
Tiger Army
So, things are getting a bit emotional at the cemetery, and you need to set the mood. Throw on “In the Orchard” for that sweet, melancholic psychobilly sound. Now you’re not just looting a grave—you’re bonding on a spiritual level.
Evillive
When you’re in the final moments of your grave-digging escapade, why not take it up a notch with Evillive’s fast-paced, gut-punching riffs? Their high-energy songs will power you through those last couple of shovel thrusts like a pro.