Jesse Kubanet
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LOS ANGELES — A three bed, one bath apartment located in the Highland Park neighborhood reached a critical inflection point…
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Steve Packosky
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Oh, hell yes! I was having a fucking great time at this Staind concert until that worthless cuck of a…
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Steve Packosky
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LA MESA, Calif. — Megadeth frontman and born again Christian Dave Mustaine revealed that he gave his life over to…
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Rob Ryder
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PORTLAND, Ore. — The Black Hole House of Portland reportedly contains a microwave which needs to be preheated, according to…
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Jesse Kubanet
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Oh, Christ, not this again. You’re out on a walk through the park by your house, and you’re sort of…
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Steve Packosky
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BOSTON — While classic rock band Aerosmith’s hit 1987 single “Dude Looks Like a Lady” has not aged well, it…
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WASHINGTON — Speaking with reporters on Air Force One this morning, President Donald Trump confirmed rumors that he did indeed…
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Klem Trenton
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My ex-girlfriend keeps calling me racist because I support ICE, wear a MAGA hat, and have a low tolerance for…
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Dan Kozuh
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VENTURA, Cali. — In what experts are calling the first confirmed case of canine technological displacement, viral skateboarding dog Brutus…
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Garry Kerls
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WASHINGTON — President Trump urged his MAGA base to boycott Bruce Springsteen's entire music catalog except for “I’m on Fire”…
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