Steve Packosky
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SAN DIEGO — Hatebreed fan Scott Tamowsky found inspiration in the band’s lyrics to overcome a recent charge for aggravated…
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Ryan Darrah
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DENVER — A new study released by The Reticence Foundation found that growing numbers of Americans need to shut the…
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Steve Packosky
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Oof, things REALLY aren’t going well right now, are they? It seems like every day our president does something that…
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Joe Rumrill
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LAS VEGAS — A soon-to-be wed pair of New Jersey tourists were crestfallen to discover the Elvis impersonator officiating their…
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Steve Packosky
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WASHINGTON — A recent poll among the nation’s random drunk dipshits at the bar have declared 1991’s “Enter Sandman” the…
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Ryan Darrah
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It’s hardly controversial to suggest that MAGA has wreaked havoc on American families. The Clown from Queens and his propaganda…
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Doug Kolic
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STILLWATER, Okla. — A pathetic local loser believes that he and his 11-year-old son are best friends, according to nearby…
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Kyle Donley
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The Rumours are true! In anticipation of the 50th anniversary of their career-defining album, Fleetwood Mac are reuniting once more…
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Bill Conway
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WASHINGTON — Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. once again caused confusion in the scientific community after…
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Ben Friedman
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If there’s one thing we need more than ever this holiday season, it’s peace on earth. And there’s no better…
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