Brian Wishart
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JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Local father Jim Lapkus, who seemingly abandoned his family four years ago after saying he was just…
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Jay Leon Feder
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2025 has, without a doubt, been one of the bleakest years in a decade made up entirely of bleak years.…
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Doug Kolic
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DULUTH, Minn. — A local piece of shit maître d’ at an upscale French bistro reportedly never passed on a…
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Jennifer Donovan
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REVERE, Mass. — Local porn addict AJ Robkowski reportedly watched so much AI porn that he no longer finds real-life…
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Adam Frost-Venrick
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I don’t care what anybody says over at the Hallmark Greeting Card Company, love is difficult. The prospect of spending…
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Joe Rumrill
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GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — Touring Australian egg-punk band PENCIL PILE were heard to be dropping major hints that they’d like…
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Cody Arbor
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Greetings, thrifty eaters, it is I: your Gourmand Guardian, here with more reviews on living well, and eating better! Today,…
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Ben Sobieck
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Noted music scene advocate Sean Burton was fatally shot in an incident identical to a prediction made…
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Maksym LaRouche
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WASHINGTON — John Fetterman’s internal pendulum has reportedly shifted to far-left ideology following a second ambiguous health episode, according to…
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Tim Sheard
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Whether you love it or hate it, you can’t deny that Limp Bizkit’s “Rollin’” was a huge success, but one…
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