Ryan Sims
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ARLINGTON, Texas — Vice President JD Vance was spotted sign twirling outside of a Tesla dealership today, attempting to convince…
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Zachary Wolf
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Man you guys, you’ll never believe what happened to me when I went to Amoeba Records last week! I shouldn’t…
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Steve Packosky
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BAY CITY, Mich. — President of R&L Composites Inc. Stan Bratonski had just about enough of nu-metal bands breaking into…
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Matt Husser
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LEXINGTON, Ky. — Self-proclaimed MAGA Christian Cullen Monroe took a moment to remind himself of his core values today with…
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Kyle Donley
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As we all know by now, heaven and hell do not exist, God is a figment of our collective imagination,…
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Joe Rumrill
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MACON, Ga. — Local doormat Howard Logue showcased his clear lack of self-confidence by singing only the background vocals of…
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Corey Montgomery
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Even though the stock markets are in chaos and the economy seems on the brink of complete collapse, thanks to…
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WASHINGTON — Local sex worker Jasmine Lawler is facing years behind bars after being labeled a domestic terrorist because she…
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Ben Friedman
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If you’ve even visited your parents on a weekday afternoon or waited in a doctor's office, chances are you’ve seen…
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WHITE PLAINS, N.Y. — Local guitarist and noted pushover Jackson Ermine revealed his customary pre-show ritual consisted of letting everyone…
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