Dom Turek
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Feminism is a scary word for men. Like “dentist” or “accountability,” it evokes visceral reactions from guys who think maternity…
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GAINESVILLE, Fla. — Local rap-rock band Antagonyze released their latest single “Cop Kisser” which they say should act as a…
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Corey Montgomery
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Congratulations! You’ve made it through another week of wildly conflicting information and malaise. You probably don’t deserve a break, but…
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JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Popular conservative influencer Jake Fowler intends to “own the libs” by spending two months in a notorious…
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Steve Packosky
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Let me make one thing perfectly clear right off the bat: I love Pantera. Their particular brand of in-your-face, street-wise…
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Bobby Korec
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WASHINGTON — Members of the GOP claimed that the opening lyrics to the Misfits’ song “Last Caress” was proof that…
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Ben Friedman
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INDIO, Calif. — Coachella attendee Kayle Cooper breathed a sigh of relief after discovering the Native American headdress she was…
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Steve Packosky
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COLUMBIA, Mo. — Punk Charlie Morewin debated whether he should barely learn to play or become a virtuoso upon picking…
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Jacky Pritchard
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Bro, listen to me. I know you weren’t even gonna come out tonight. Long week. Rent’s late. Life is a…
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Tim Graham
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POTTSTOWN, Pa. — Sarah and Luke Fleming opted to have a child to serve to exempt them from attending any…
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