Matt Husser
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When I left home to become a big-time mall Santa divorce attorney in New York City, I never thought I'd…
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The Hard Times Staff
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TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signed a new bill that bans the word “gay” from being used in…
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Steve Packosky
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ELSMERE, Del. — A Breaking Benjamin song heard on the radio by two friends initially thought to be a Chevelle…
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Trevor Graham
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Well, it’s that magical time of the year again. It’s the holidays and all that capitalist bullshit that we used…
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Bob Kerr
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LOS ANGELES — Hallmark revealed that their latest holiday movie titled “The Christmas Stud” will feature a punk scene veteran…
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Rob Steinberg
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Whether you are among the 1% aristocrats or just a big Kubrick fan playing pretend, Christmas is a time to…
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Matt Husser
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LAS VEGAS — Flair bartender Nico Cavalcante drew criticism from his customers today after they all agreed that he probably…
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Sidney Conant
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As the unofficial assistant hiring manager for Frankie’s Frozen Pizzas Incorporated, I’ve seen my fair share of disrespectful candidates, but…
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Evan Vest
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LOS ANGELES — A decorative mistletoe went missing at a Hollywood holiday party only to be discovered in a private…
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The Hard Times Staff
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — California Governor Gavin Newsom declared a state of emergency after realizing it's been well over two weeks…
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