Bobby Korec
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On the surface, it seems like Radiohead and Kidz Bop are a match made in musical hell. But if you…
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Matt Husser
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TUCSON, Ariz. — Local werewolf Steve Callahan was under fire today after an unexpected transformation left his wolf form trapped…
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Chris Bowen
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SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Guests at a local Halloween party were struck with fear and confusion recently when a light-hearted séance…
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Steve Packosky
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After years of denial, we at The Hard Times finally opened up and were honest with ourselves about our proclivity…
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Peter Ferrarese
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BETHLEHEM, Pa. — Local conservative man and general douchebag Chet Dyker was spotted at a Halloween party this past weekend…
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Scott Waldman
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Formed just two years before the counterculture and dirty smelly hippy festival known as Woodstock, Ann Arbor, Michigan’s The Stooges…
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Jeff Cardello
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CINCINNATI — Ophelia Kingsley, an esteemed thereminist who has been a featured guest player with the London Symphony, Orchestre de…
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Ben Friedman
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Our own vanity plays a huge part in making the “body horror” genre of movies so terrifying. One day you’re…
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Robert Butler
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NEW YORK — Local metalhead Noel Donner is feeling nervous about the longevity of his relationship after finding the Peter…
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Corey Montgomery
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Well folks, it’s been another week filled with rapidly decreasing sunlight and gross moldy leaves that remind you of your…
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