PALM BEACH, Fla. — Former President Trump drew the ire of the worldwide population after posting “I HATE MOO DENG”…
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Hey metal fans, the ghost of Cliff Burton here. I’ve traversed the astral plane to call out The Hard Times.…
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Bill Conway
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LOS ANGELES — Pop megastar Chappell Roan is facing backlash across the internet for her perceived unwillingness to use her…
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Dan Kozuh
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NAPERVILLE, Ill. — Local man Brian Langley, who often proclaims he “likes all music except country and rap,” is reportedly…
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Dan Rice
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They say when you come for the king you better not miss. Fortunately for Donald Trump so far all of…
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LOS ANGELES – Casual Tool fan Chris Miller is perplexing scientists around the world with his ability to listen to…
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Griffin Constant
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So there's this guy Jake. He just turned 30, and now he's going on about "eliminating bad habits" and "building…
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Matt Husser
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MONTREAL — The lead vocalist of longtime post-rock instrumental band Godspeed You! Black Emperor was reportedly mortified today after learning…
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Jay Leon Feder
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Let’s be honest: Lost was a hot mess 20 years ago, and not much has changed. Between the polar bears,…
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Matt Husser
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HADDONFIELD, Ill. — The National Rifle Association rushed to Michael Myers’ defense today after the famed “Halloween” slasher started killing…
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