BOISE, Idaho — A days-long investigation into the 2020 Wrapped list of local man Evan Burghart was revealed to be…
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DENVER — Aspiring author Gus Webber has announced another delay in his debut novel, which he anticipates will take the…
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LOS ANGELES — Star Wars actor Oscar Isaac was recently cast as Solid Snake in the upcoming Metal Gear Solid…
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Hey! I said HEY!!! Shut up for a second. God damn. Look, just because I’m a white cis male doesn’t…
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DENVER — Unemployed linguistics major Steve Carter spent hours looking through job boards yesterday before ultimately declining to apply for…
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Here at Hot Topic, the air is thick with unrest and Manic Panic hair dye fumes, and the site where…
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BANGOR, Maine — Middle-aged goth Richard Irwin stashed his collection of The Cure’s landmark fourth album “Pornography” in the woods…
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BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Gamer Brian Kology was disappointed after his attempt at livening up a rooftop party by bringing his…
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BOSTON — Urgently advising the at-risk man to change his dangerous lifestyle immediately, a doctor at Massachusetts General Hospital advised…
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