August 2017 - Page 11 of 14

Vintage Tube Amp Perfect Place to Set Down Drink

Kyle Erf • August 8, 2017

LOS ANGELES — A vintage ’70s-era McIntosh MC2100 tube amplifier, as well as several other priceless pieces of music gear…

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World Champion Hearthstone Player Defeated by IBM’s Super-Powered Random Number Generator

Jeremy Kaplowitz • August 8, 2017

LAS VEGAS — Reigning Hearthstone champion Pavel Beltukov lost a face off against IBM’s super-powered hearthstone-playing random number generator today,…

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I’m a BOSS Distortion Pedal and I Deserve a Little More Respect

Goodrich Gevaart • August 8, 2017

There are no two ways about it: I’m a BOSS. Do I have to spell it out for you? B-O-S-S,…

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Parents Plan to Have S-E-X as Soon as Adult Son Leaves for B-A-N-D P-R-A-C-T-I-C-E

Sam Rose • August 7, 2017

DAVIS, Calif. — Sue and Phil Atherton were caught exchanging furtive glances last night in anticipation of the coitus scheduled…

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MMA Fighters Spend First Round Figuring out Their Moves

Mark Roebuck • August 7, 2017

NEWARK, N.J. — A match-up on the undercard of last night’s Mayhem at the Metro event began unusually, as both…

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Buckcherry to Release Double-Disc Concept Album About Getting a Blowjob

Michael S. Watkins • August 7, 2017

LOS ANGELES — Glam-rock hitmakers Buckcherry are releasing a new double-disc concept album this fall, centered around a fictional protagonist…

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4 DIY Haircuts That’ll Have People Saying “I Didn’t Realize You Guys Broke up”

Krissy Howard • August 7, 2017

You’re creative, fun, a little quirky, so why spend money to have a stupid “trained professional” cut your hair? DIY…

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Bran Stark Looks Into Future, Spoils Game of Thrones For Himself

Jeremy Kaplowitz • August 6, 2017

WINTERFELL — Noted greenseer Brandon Stark leaked the future of his family’s story to himself much to his own dismay…

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Broke Roommate Gets Another Tattoo

Dan Luberto • August 6, 2017

SPRING HILL, Mo. — Local roommate Brad Windsor returned home today with a fresh tattoo despite claims of being “completely…

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Mega Man Forced to Absorb Power of Squirrel He Ran Over

Kyle Erf • August 6, 2017

RIDGEWOOD, N.J. — Mega Man was interrupted during routine weekend errands when his van hit and killed a squirrel that…

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