Dave McNamara
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BOSTON — Door staff trainee, Shawn “Fitzy” Fitzgerald, failed the Whiskey Fist music venue’s onboarding test of sticking patrons' arm…
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Haylee Maude
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COLUMBUS, Ohio — Self-proclaimed “producer” and OSU alum Noah Steele is suing Riverside Methodist Hospital today following the unauthorized removal…
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Sam Rose
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WOODLAND, Calif. — Emerson Middle School teacher Erol Raybould inconspicuously cuffed his shirt sleeves this morning in hopes that his…
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Mark Roebuck
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CHICAGO — A paper wristband used to denote patrons of legal drinking age was applied in an appallingly lackluster fashion…
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Brian Daly
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KINGSTON, N.Y. — A complete dork reportedly kept flashing his wristband “each and every fucking time he re-entered the show,”…
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