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Depressed Man Doesn’t Even Pretend to Wash Hands in the Bathroom Anymore

Zachary Wolf • November 19, 2023

PUEBLO, Colo. – Local downer Henry Bergen recently stopped going through the motions of pretending to wash his hands after…

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Dude Runs Water for Three Seconds so Roommates Think He Washed His Hands

Heather Cook • September 2, 2021

NORTH HALEDON, N.J. — Local man and filthy roommate Mickey Bedford was caught running the sink for a few short…

Opinion: Does Rubbing Your Deeply Receded Hairline Count as Touching Your Face?

Jimmy Adamson • March 24, 2020

I’m balding! And I’m super nervous in general. I’m only 39 and I’ve had my prostate checked eight times. I’m…