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MPAA Demands Scene Showing Timothée Chalamet Autoerotically Asphyxiating Self With Nerds Rope Be Cut From “Wonka”

Tim Graham • September 2, 2023

LOS ANGELES — The Motion Picture Association of America announced they would not grant the upcoming Willy Wonka prequel a…

Oscars Attempt to Engage Younger Audience by Giving Lifetime Achievement Award to Timothée Chalamet

Bobby Korec • March 12, 2023

LOS ANGELES — The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences announced that 27-year-old Timothée Chalamet will be honored with…

Study Confirms Timothée Chalamet Can’t Even Sweep Pick So, Like, Why Is My Girlfriend Obsessed With Him???

John Danek • May 8, 2020

Sweep picking is the hardest, gnarliest, most impressive technique a man can do on a guitar. I can’t tell you…