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Schrödinger’s Boys Back In Town While Still Out Of Town

Max Barth • June 24, 2024

PHILADELPHIA – A groundbreaking thought experiment shows that Schrödinger's Boys have apparently returned to town while simultaneously enjoying the delights…

Male Loneliness Epidemic Ends After “The Boys Are Back in Town” Played Really, Really Loudly

Nathan Kamal • September 4, 2023

WASHINGTON — United States Surgeon General Dr. Vivek Murthy confirmed that the deadly epidemic of male loneliness in America finally…

All the Boys Who Are Back in Town, Ranked by How Back in Town They Are

Zach Raffio • July 19, 2022

Guess who just got back today… that’s right, it’s the freakin’ boys! But how back are they? We’ve ranked all…