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Joe Biden Spends The Entire State of The Union Explaining How True Emo Only Comes From The Washington D.C. Hardcore Scene

Stephen Bell • March 8, 2024

WASHINGTON — Observers of Thursday’s State of The Union address were surprised by Joe Biden’s speech after he spent the…

Trump Drops Surprise Announcement of New 325 Million-Player Battle Royale

Neil Floyd • February 5, 2019

WASHINGTON — President Trump shocked the nation today when he unveiled a new plan which pits 325 million Americans in…

Republicans Try to Appeal to Younger Voters by Releasing State of the Union on YouTube

Jeremy Kaplowitz • February 5, 2019

WASHINGTON — Republican strategists have announced they will upload the entirety of Donald Trump’s State of the Union address onto…

HR Gives State of The Scene Address in Motorcycle Helmet

The Hard Times Staff • January 20, 2015

BANNED IN, D.C -- Punks everywhere were disappointed this evening when HR showed up to his highly anticipated State of…