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Opinion: We Need To End the Impossible Happiness Standards Perpetuated by People in Taco Bell Commercials

Chris Bowen • June 30, 2025

How many times have you been watching TV when a Taco Bell commercial comes on showing hot, smiling twenty-somethings “chilling”…

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Avocado Selected More Carefully Than Boyfriend

Zach Hudson • May 2, 2022

DENVER — Local woman Riley Prime was seen at a grocery store early yesterday morning carefully examining the quality of…

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Vaccinated Woman Celebrates with Rock Bottom Standards

Courtney Baka • May 27, 2021

DENVER — Local woman Caitlin Baker recently celebrated her fully vaccinated status by dropping her dating standards to an all-time…

Guy with Pavement Lyrics on Tinder Profile Looking for Obscure but Critically Acclaimed Relationship

Lana Schwartz • September 24, 2020

CHICAGO — Local Pavement fan Nathan Matthews added Pavement lyrics to his Tinder profile yesterday, hoping to attract a woman…