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Punk Squirrel Stuffs Cheeks With Zyns To Prepare for Winter

Sarah Cortina • November 24, 2025

GORHAM, Maine — A local punk squirrel known as Slip Nutz was found stuffing his cheeks with Wintergreen Zyn pouches…

Dying Woodland Creature Hopes Its Skeleton Doesn’t End Up on Black Metal Band’s Instagram

Zach Hudson • April 4, 2023

LAKE PLACID, N.Y. — A local squirrel expressed concern over the fact their decaying body may eventually be featured on…

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Squirrel Hiding Nuts in The Ground Currently Has Better Retirement Plan Than Punk

Stephen Bell • December 5, 2021

EUREKA, Calif. — A squirrel rapidly burying nuts in the ground in preparation for the winter is now better prepared…